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BEAN FLICKERS Premium Coffee
BEAN FLICKERS Premium Coffee
BEAN FLICKERS Premium Coffee
BEAN FLICKERS Premium Coffee

BEAN FLICKERS Premium Coffee

$ 23.99

OK, It might just be coffee but its our friend Tylers company and he's a fucking Weirdo and we support that shit.  I'm like 99% sure he's involved with the Korean Mafia on Oahu.  First time we met him he picked us up at the honolulu airport. (Yep we met him through UBER) He rolls up in a TESLA wearing a Halloween 🎃 tuxedo and a top hat with costume glasses on... It was the middle of summer NOT Halloween. He calls This "concierge service" the Puto Express. He parties all night. Sews his own clothes. Hangs out with trannies...

I mean selling coffee is so mediocre for this guy its gotta be some amazing coffee.

He came up with the name BEAN FLICKERS. (Possibly the BEST NAME EVER for a coffee company) sent us a few bags and I'm hooked. Actually good coffee.

AND a cleaner buzz than biker meth.

Anyway here's  the normal coffee spiel :

BEAN FLICKERS PHILOSOPHY

BEAN FLICKERS PREMIUM COFFEE doesn't promote a product that we don't feel strongly about ourselves.  We value a great cup just as much as you do, and that's why we don't fire up the roaster until you order.  Once the roasting is complete, they're shipped immediately right after.  This ensures the freshest flavor in every cup.  Expertly roasted, carefully crafted, specialty coffee.  DISCLAIMER:  Due to the nature of the product we can only ship within the United States of America.

ABOUT OUR COFFEE

Just like fine wine, specialty coffee is scored on a 100 point scale.  The requirement for coffee to be considered a specialty coffee is that it must score 80 points or above, accounting for only 5% of the world's coffee.  At BEAN FLICKERS, we only source and deliver to you coffee that is scored 85 points and higher.  But the search for the best product doesn't end there.  Each batch is meticulously roasted to bring out the peak flavor profile.  This ensures that only the absolute best product in the world is delivered to your cup, every time.  We already know that you'll enjoy our coffee.  It's BEAN-FLICKING good!