"When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail."-Kunu

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Rolling Death Brick T-Shirt {Black}

Yeah they're $25.00 Because they aren't printed on a  shitty thin-style woman's blouse material T-Shirt. They aren't printed in china.   We live in Hawaii and everything is expensive. (a gallon of milk is 10$ no shit) Whether you'll wear it riding your Panhead, GenShovel, SCHWINN, skateboard, rice rocket, Dirtbike or Rascal mobility scooter you'll look awesome AND GET LAID SO MUCH ...  (no promises)  100% cotton black Alstyle tee. Left chest logo 4.5" back logo 14" (that's big) Design by Nate Robertson Printed by our buddies at MF Silkscreen in Halawa on Oahu

SPICOLI V2.0 (1" Size) Pin

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine." - Spicoli 1.00" Soft Enamel Lapel Pin LIMITED EDITION  NUMBERED 1-100

Caffeine & Gasoline Pin

1.25" Caffeine & Gasoline Pin Original art by KYLExGRAND Instagram: @KYLExGRAND * Free sticker with every order*

2.99$ Preorder Pin

This is our 100TH PIN! SO ITS CHEAP AS FUCK! Self explanatory. We don't like preorders.  1" Soft Enamel Lapel Pin LIMITED EDITION  NUMBERED 1-100  

Kero Kero Keroppi no Dissection Pin

Back in grade school the girls all had Hello-Kitty while the boys had all the Kero Kero Keroppi pencil holders and erasers and shit. It was like a contest. Sanrio was the only person winning all our parents $$$. We cut open their little green friend as revenge. 1" Soft Enamel Lapel Pin LIMITED EDITION  NUMBERED 1-50  Original art by PAEBE Instagram: @peabe