We don't have a strip club on Maui. Honestly. But what we do have is whole lotta ingenuity. Its a wonder what A PVC pipe bolted into the ceiling and floor of your uncles garage can become. Make a few calls to some BACKSPACE (RIP) ads or some Craiglist listings, sprinkle in some batu (thats crystal meth, haoles) and pent up sexual tension and voilà you've got a make shift strip club. ENJOY?
NEW “INSTANT VINTAGE“ PRINTING PROCESS! :
... Just kidding, our printer fucked a few of these up. The ink he used was expired on a batch of em and might wash out and/or crack prematurely.
So there’s your warning
(If you end up with one and are seriously not happy email us. We’ll sort you out.)
But hey! There’s Hipsters that’ll pay extra for that look. But yeah hipsters a garbage humans.
Printed on HIGH QUALITY *SOFT GildanHammer Pocket Tee