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Brandon’s Freestyle Sticker

Brandon’s Freestyle Sticker

$ 5.99

Who wants to taste my General Tso?

You want a piece of my General Tso?

I’m gonna give it to you now


Who like my chopsticks

Hit you in the shit with my littlest dick


If you wanna see me, eat jello

I’ve never seen nothing like you before

I can kick you

Higher than you can kick me

I can kick you way up into a tree

Who wants a taste of my Oolong Tea?

Ho ha ho ha hoo chi chi

Everybody in the phonebook's named Chang

Wanna see my wang?

Never could go and hit the gong with a bang


Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball

But that’s not right

Not in real life

You will fall

Down and break your leg

Everybody wanna see me break an egg

Well I don’t

But I like fried rice

And I ain't got lice

Ching chow woo ching wang woo wice

That ain’t nice

For a fortune cookie

I always charge you twice

Delivery’s free

But not from me

I always charge a dollar fifty

55 Wanna see me go down?

Hit you with the line


War when I hit you with the shit

Do a split, take a shit, after you eat my shit

Kungfu, Want my buffet?

You fucking gay

Ah, Wai-Lo hit you with the hay

Stay the fuck away, hit you in the balls

Only Americans eat duck sauce

And my soy sauce is for you

I can put it in your shoe

Watch this, I can tiptoe while you take a piss

In my bathroom, spy on you while your little boy shits


I can kick you if you don’t pay the bill

And if you want a little mint that’s fifty cents bitch

everything costs a little bit

So don’t expect nothin for free

At least from me

Ching chang choo wee

I got you from Taiwan City

And Hong Kong

I can smoke a bong

And I can do it all night long

And don’t mistake me for a Viet Cong

I can get you and tackle you, and take you out

Never see me when I get you and bake you

Rope you up

And put you in a bamboo cage

And make you feel all my rage

Poke you with a little stick till you

Page your buddies to come Napalm me

God damn that shit burn blew away my whole city

Ho-Chi-Minh, shoot a load on your chin

God damn that’s a sin goy-go goodbye

And if you want to come on in

You can work into my world

Where the yellow shit begin


Can’t be tamed

I got shit to control your brain and it's called

Egg fu yung, and lo mein

So come on in baby and have it just the same

Hooooyyyyaaahhh Haaaa

No wok ung tow dayday

Heh I dont suppose! Hahaha huh? huh....?

Vinyl Sparkle Sticker 
4.4” x4”