We don't have a strip club on Maui. Honestly. But what we do have is whole lotta ingenuity. Its a wonder what A PVC pipe bolted into the ceiling and floor of your uncles garage can become. Make a few calls to some BACKSPACE (RIP) ads or some Craiglist listings, sprinkle in some batu (thats crystal meth, haoles) and pent up sexual tension and voilà you've got a make shift strip club. ENJOY?