"Mele Kalikimaka You Faka, me ka Hau'oli Makahiki Hou"
Wet-N-Wild Nudie Koozie
Wet-N-Wild Nudie Koozie
Wet-N-Wild Nudie Koozie
Wet-N-Wild Nudie Koozie
Wet-N-Wild Nudie Koozie

Wet-N-Wild Nudie Koozie

$ 14.99

Lets be honest. Boobs are amazing! Especially wet, slippery ones. But you cant just go around squeezing and grabbing any boobies you see (that's assault) But these you can squeeze, pinch whatever you want. Weirdo. We're not ones to judge and we KNOW how much them fancy Adriana Chechik Fleshlights™ cost. 

Fits standard sized 12oz (or bottom half of tallboys) cans and most 12oz bottles. 

Made from 3mm Neoprene (wetsuit material), PU gel for the squeezable boobies.

Great for BBQs, the beach, camping, poolside, therapy, divorce court, PTO meetings or just about anywhere else you like getting drunk at.

Washable.

But NOT grease repellent... 

ART BY : @two_dimes